I have finally decided to put an end to this madness by putting up an online dating ad.
I thought short and sweet would be the best way to go. I submitted these drawings instead of a head shot...do you think anyone will respond?
Dear Potential Mate:
I am sick of having black hearts pooping on me all of the time! I know some people think it denotes good luck when doo doo lands on them from above, however, I do not share in their sentimental superstitions.
So, with this in mind, I have only one characteristic that I will be looking for in a mate.
I am looking for a man who will love me with his whole heart.
Not just the Penis part of his heart!
Thank you for your consideration, my contact info is below.
~ I surrender to The Writing Womb ~.