'Oh Hotmail, when will you ever learn?'
I checked out the ‘Junk Mail’ and was relieved that I did not miss out on all these unbelievable opportunities.
I also felt thrilled that my popularity stock has risen and there were lots of emails that needed urgent responding to and people who needed help.
Oh, I feel so important now!
The pressure is on, as expectations are very high, with urgent emails from Allah himself and very important business matters to attend to from Abdoul, Mr. Buba and Mr. Mohamed.
How did I become so popular as to catch the eye of all these millionaires and God himself?
Hmmm, maybe it was the award I got a couple of days ago? God always wants to deal with award winners!
Also, I am awesome, so of course all the millionaires would want to discuss important things with such and important person and split their fortunes with me as long as I help them with a few tiny details!
Boy, I sure am a lucky girl to have so many people (and God) that need my immediate attention and help.
I can’t wait to tell Dr. Foladay Dagogo, that yes, he can in fact trust me with his secrets of how they got the caramel in that yummy chocolate bar.
Dr. Foladay Dagogo will just require some simple banking information from me so he can then entrust me with all of his new found inheritance money, until he can take a boat from his country and reward me handsomely for being his BFF.
I guess they don’t have banks in his country so how fortunate it is for him that I just so happen to have a bank account to house his enormous fortune! OH LUCKY DAY FOR ME!
I can’t wait to send them all my personal banking information, social security card info and mothers maiden name…so I can help them expedite the financial transactions…cause that’s what new best friends do right? Excellent!
So, you guys will be reading a blog written by a millionaire in 10-14 days when the bank wire has finally been processed!
I knew this was my calling and that being a Professional Blogger would pay off!
~I surrender to The Writing Womb~