This is a self portrait of my awesomeness!
I have received the first ever, Snot Rocket Power Award from Brans and it is truly an honour.
Here is what Brans had to say:
"It is with my Muffany pleasure that I issue the first I Love Your Blog Achievement: Category Humor :
The Snot Rocket Award!
To: The Writing Womb.
In honor of your attempts and successful execution of Items Blown From the Nose of your readers while combing your blog spot!
It has been reported that the following items have been projected: including but not limited to...Coffee, Tea, Soda, Juice, and well.... Snot Rockets!
Your page should come with a warning!
Consider: The following blog will cause extreme LOL-ing and my cause you to all together loose your A (L-M-*-O ). Readers should not attempt stifling any laughter brought about by this page! Do not drink or eat while reading this page! Never Ever place hand or other Items over mouth to prevent from spitting on your key board or monitor, Just go ahead and spit, its less gross! Should you catch yourself attempting Stifle-age do also.... cover your nose...the built up pressure of Stifling and mouth cover will cause Nostril Projectiles aka Snot Rockets!
~The Muffin Club"
Also, A big Thank you to Yoga Savy at Living Laughing Breathing for the 'Mind Blowing Blog' award.
Man, it seems I am awarded for blowing your brains out and helping you accomplish your projectile snot dreams. I wonder how any of you are still around to read this stuff that I write. Unless, dah dah dah (cue the scary music) you are all Zombies needing to read blogs for sustenance...yes that makes more sense on why you might want to visit me....BLOGS, need more Blogs...
Thanks to you Zombie readers, for without you, I wouldn't have written a post today cause I too am a Zombie (halfling) that needs to read other peoples Blogs for proper nourishment!
PS I didn't feel like writing today or writing much lately cause E.M.O. started stalking me again but I thank you for the fun emails you guys have been sending me...it helps to brighten my day a bit! To read about E.M.O. go here.
PPS Did having really large font fool you into thinking that I actually had content in this post? Of course it did, (slaps head with hand) you guys are Zombies and as we all know, Zombies think that bigger is actually more (it's a scientific fact, I consulted with a Zombie expert)
PPPSS Watching the first 5 seasons of
'The Office' has also helped to keep E.M.O. at bay; Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute are the best anti-depressants I know of!
~I surrender to The Writing Womb~