“Oh my God, since when is Down Syndrome considered hot?”
Everywhere I go, I feel like I am being brain washed into believing that this ‘Corky from Life Goes On’ look a like is HOT and Sexy! ARRRR! (Wrong answer!)
This is insane and needs to stop immediately!!
Corky from Life Goes On
UGHH! Seriously, Rob could be Arnie from Gilbert Grape, all growed up...
This here is Leo DiCaprio as Arnie in What's Eating Gilbert Grape
And this here is Rob Pattinson, the resemblance is uncanny!
If Mattel ever wanted to make an Edward doll, all they would have to do is, take a Troll doll, give it some Heroin so it’s all emaciated and shit, add an extra chromosome or two and voila, perfect replica, every time!
If South Park decided to dedicate an episode to him, they wouldn’t have to do much, put him in a wheel chair and he could easily play Timmy, just with darker hair. Look closely at the second installment of that Twilight movie and you will see when Edward and the wolf guy fight, they look just like Timmy and Jimmy in a cripple fight, only a little more bad ass! (but not by much)
CRIPPLE FIGHT! South Park's Timmy and Jimmy or is it Twilight's Edward and Jacob??
Only if your Mommy works at a prominent modelling agency can you have this level of retardation and get to be a Calvin Klein Model!!
Really? Really Calvin Klein??? For Serious? UGHHH!
I read an interview he had with Ellen DeGeneres and it said something like he used to be a model but then once he became a certain age he couldn’t model anymore cause he just got “too manly looking”
Rocky Dennis from The 'Mask'
Rob Pattinson from 'The Twilight'???
So I write this diary to him to scratch the itch, NO! not the itch caused by Crabs or The gum disease known as Gingivitis!! The itch of missing talking like I do only when I am around him. (ME english good, me make weirdly constructed sentence whhoo whhoo aahhhha ahhhh)(That's my angry monkey sounds)
Maybe our paths will cross again some day…but until then, I need to be the retarded side of Trish, I cannot suppress her any longer! I have been saving this 'A' game material especially for Duane. It's time to share it, hopefully he finds it one day cause my cheesy jokes will make him laugh till he poops a little or a lot.
For more information and older posts, go here to the Dear Duane page
~I surrender to The Writing Womb~