Saturday, October 23, 2010

Holy Craparoni! A Butterfly Raped My Finger!

Hey bloggy friends! I am sorry for being such a slacker in my postings here at The Writing Womb but cut me some cheese errr...I mean slack.

The weather is amazing here in Thailand and considering the monsoon season has just been unexpectedly put on pause for the last week or so, I have been taking some time for me to do fun things like this;

and this;

and this;

So, as you can see, I am terribly busy right now with my schedule chalked full of all these tiring and not fun at all events *sarcasm intended* that leave me no time to remember things like what day it is or better yet, what month it is...all this sunshine has depleted my last remaining brain cells and I am uber forgetful these days. 

I will make some cartoons this weekend and find 2 healthy brain cells in this noggin' of mine to help me create something entertaining for your hungry eyes for Monday's post.

Oh, but for now, here is a slightly interesting story I wanted to share with you.

See, I was talking to a friend today and during our conversation, I pointed my finger at her and a butterfly landed right on my index finger. 

After I got over the awe I felt of how special I was that a butterfly chose to land directly on my finger, I started to feel a little violated when I saw him pumping away at my appendage like it was it's very own sex doll or something...what the hell butterfly? Stick with your own kind! I don't mean to be racist against butterflies or anything but really, he didn't even bother to use protection or lubricant and um maybe next time a little foreplay? I know I have a very attractive finger but what the hell am I a 1950's house wife? ( I just assume that all 1950's housewives never got any foreplay, I don't know why I think that, I just figure women who drink that much and require that many barbituates probably weren't getting any foreplay).

Anyways, at first, I felt so dirty...but then I remembered... this was the most action I have seen in a LONG time, so I shouldn't complain *smiley finger*

BEST FINGER RAPING EVER! Thanks Mr. Butterfly for making my day a special one...brings a whole new meaning to 'smell my finger' that's for sure.

Time to get to bed so I can wake up early and get back to my hectic life of beach bumming and snorkeling.

Loving all your comments and emails! Thanks for caring enough to write smell my finger, it smells all rape-y! Isn't that special?

~I surrender to The Writing Womb~


Out_of_FOCUS said...

Hahah! That story was hilarious! Looks like you are having a great time over there. Try to keep away from the animals though, so this doesn't happen anymore! LOL. As funny and gross that bit of info was I bet is was a great site to see! =) Enjoy your time

poet said...

beautiful photos, looks like being in paradise, glad the weather has been good. keep up the good work. bookmarked, netowrked and blogrolled. have a great w/end.

Marilyn said...

Take all of the action you can get..
ha ha ha. Well, it looks like you are spending your time wisely...who needs to blog when you are living it large! So a butterfly came over and showed you some carnal love...wonder was its past incarnation was??? Hmmm...a Frenchman.

Marsy said...

My dogs used to like licking my toes... what does that mean?

And I read somewhere that when a butterfly comes to you it's actually like your grandmother. lol

CkretsGalore said...

Oh I am so starting at your pictures with eyes filled with envy (I'm in Northern Alberta Canada...I'm bitter...and cold. ).

And mmmmm fresh coconut!

Jeff said...

Great cobra pose picture. You're not venomous are you?

dr.khan said...

so nice enjoyed


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