When I was 14, I was crowned Queen of the Quiffs! In light of the Steve Harvey / Miss Universe Pageant fiasco last night, I hope this true and mortifying story helps those ladies feel better! This story will be included in my upcoming Comedy Memoir Book called My Eyes Are Bigger Than My Vagina. Enjoy and please feel free to share your embarrassing stories with me!
***Warning, this is a Very Graphic post! If you are sensitive to 'The Sex' stuff, then you shouldn't read any more of this***